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Mutilated Monkey Meat
Utensils
Hand held food grater with several size grating holes
Scissors
Plate
Fork
Sharp knife
Ingredients
1 Hamburger bun
Package of chunk bologna
Package of sliced bologna
Purple ketchup (green or red ketchup can also be used)
Pickle relish
Grated cheddar cheese
Large sliced pickle (3" in diameter), dill or sweet
Cut the chunk bologna in 4 pieces
Using the largest holes in the grater, grate about 1/2 cup of bologna into a bowl
Add 1/4 cup of cheese
Add 1Tbsp. of relish
Add 1Tbsp. of ketchup or more to moisten
Cut the top of the hamburger bun in half (set aside)
Cut one slice of bologna with scissors around the edge forming a spiral, using the whole slice of bologna
Put one pickle on a paper towel and pat dry
Put pickle on plate
Spoon bologna mixture onto pickle
Tuck end of bologna spiral under pickle to form tail
Put monkey ears on plate (cut bun)
To eat, spread monkey meat on ears (bun)
Serves 1
Directions